Kelly has shared several anecdotes about her family on Live!, opening up about her strict parenting style . According to Kelly, she and Mark have a no-texting policy during study hours. And in a 2014 interview with Wendy Williams , Kelly said she’s had to remove Lola’s computer and phone privileges.

“I don’t think she likes me, but I don’t care. I’m like, ‘I’m not your friend! I’m your mom,” she said. “I just feel like an obligation, as her mom, to keep her living in the real world.”

But Kelly’s not always a regular mom. She’s a cool mom, too. And her family is insanely beautiful (see: image below for proof). I mean, with Kelly’s and Mark’s genes, how could they not be?!

Tell me you don’t want to be photoshopped into this family photo. But until the adoption papers go through, here’s everything you need to know about Kelly and Mark’s actual kids, Michael, Lola, and Joaquin Consuelos.

Lola just went off to college.

Kelly’s middle child, Lola, started her first semester at New York University this fall , and her mom got a little emotional on Instagram with two back to back photos. First, Kelly shared a #TBT post of Lola being christened in 2001.

She captioned the photo, “#tbt 2001 from your Christening to college. In the blink of an eye. Im not crying. Youre crying (actually Daddys sobbing).”

Three days later, Kelly posted another photo of her kissing Lola on the cheek. She captioned the sweet photo, “The nest is getting roomy………”

Everyone on Instagram mistook Lola for Kelly on Halloween.

This year, the cast of Live! With Kelly and Ryan dressed up as the Addams family. And fans flooded the comments trying to figure which person, Morticia or Wednesday Addams, was Kelly and which one was Lola.

“Lola is in the middle. My guess!” one fan wrote. Meanwhile, another said, “Which is Kelly and which one is Lola? they look like twins, I can’t tell them apart.” Fans went on guessing for a bit until Kelly finally commented: “What is going on? They’re both me .” LOL.

Michael played a younger version of his dad on television.

Michael played a younger version of his dad on the small screen. ICYMI, Kelly’s hubby Mark, plays the devious, yet insanely attractive Hiram Lodge on the hit TV show Riverdale. And when the show needed to find a young version of Hiram, they went right to the Consuelos house for Mark’s son-slash-doppleganger, Michael. Kelly posted a photo of the father/son swap on Instagram.

He’s also been living in “extreme poverty.”

Kelly went on Jimmy Kimmel Live! last month and talked about Michael’s struggles living on his own in Brooklyn . The 22-year-old also attended NYU. “He loves the freedom. He hates paying his own rent and is chronically poor. I dont think hes ever really experienced extreme poverty like now,” Kelly said.

She also joked that Michael was super anxious to receive his regularly scheduled $20 from his grandparents on Halloween. “Hes called three times, like, ‘Has the Halloween envelope arrived?’ because he needs to take the subway to get [it] just so he can have electricity,” she said. “Hes experiencing being an adult.”

Both Michael and Lola were hesitant to leave home.

According to Kelly, her son Michael just keeps coming back home. Kelly told Kimmel that, when she and Mark dropped Michael off at NYU his freshman year in 2016, she had a serious conversation with her son. “Youre gonna be like other kids and come home when its regular visiting hours. Thanksgiving, Christmas, thats it. Your dad and I need to rediscover each other,” Kelly said.

But, by the time she and Mark went back to their apartment, Michael was already there, asking his parents to spend the weekend at home.

Before Lola went off to college, she had a pretty epic prom:

Their youngest son, Joaquin, just turned 16.

And he already looks like another Mark Consuelos in the making. “Happy Birthday baller…We love you,” Mark wrote in an Instagram post to his son.

Kelly also wished her son happy birthday, writing a more emotional caption. “And then the newborn turned 16…..Happy birthday Joaquin!!! You are the gift that keeps on giving. We all love you more than words can say ,” she wrote.

All three of their kids have walked in on them having sex.

Kelly and Mark co-hosted Live! With Kelly and Ryan in the summer and told their audience that not one, not two but all three of their kids have walked in on the couple having sex.

Lola’s sighting actually happened on her birthday (which also happens to be Father’s Day). “She shuts the door and you hear, ‘You just ruined my birthday! And my life! And I used to see in color and now everything is grey!'” Kelly said on the show.

The couple also recounted that Father’s Day brunch with Mark’s parents where Lola brought up the accidental peep show. “She goes, ‘You guys have no chill,'” Mark said on Live!.

And it wasn’t long after Lola’s comment that the other kids began swapping stories about walking in on their parents. “Does nobody in this house knock?” Mark asked.